BURYING
your relitives after a death can be very costly even up to $6000
DO
they really need so much in a funeral ...
Well
here at scalawag produtions we say instead of wasting your money on a funeral
FOR
ONLY $95.99
we can take the body and hook it to the ancor of one of our luxurious boats and drag the body along until a great
white shark comes along and tears the body to pieces...
there
are many advantages to doing this ...
-you
save crap loads of money
-its
not depressing cause come on yo may catch a great white shark
-you
save land which someday may become an indian reservation
-the
indian reservation might become a casino where you win millons of dollars
-then
you can brag to all your friends
